That is a great garage!

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
05/08/2014 at 16:49 • Filed to: Garagelopnik, homelopnik, house

Had a project in my business class that involved us moving to a new city, picking a job, and getting a nice house. I picked Concord, NH and was looking at $1 million homes. This one for $1,275,000 showed up. Its incredible!

I first was pulled to the Maserati. Then the awesome Pontiac Grand Prix convertible (thanks Knowsaboutcars). But look in the corner! A Delorean! The Sonata in the back there doesn't count....

But the rest of the house is insane too. Seems like a steal for only $1.25 million.

5/4.5/5. Over 6,000 square feet. 2 kitchens, heliport(!), movie theatre, wine cellar, gym, and spa!

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . What do you think? I love it and it is really cheap for what it is! Find me a better home for that much!

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DISCUSSION (29)

Battery Tender Unnecessary > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 16:53

Gym, Theater, Garage...I'd be set.

Crocket Bernet > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 16:53

that's because it's in Concord and nobody wants to live in Concord.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Crocket Bernet
05/08/2014 at 16:54

Whats wrong with it there? I was assigned this place so I don't know. it seemed nice

Stupidru > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 16:55

$1.25M? That's it? Well all my wife and I have to do is make 5x as much as we do now and we'll be able to afford it. I mean we've only been working for 3 years, so 3*5 = 15 years, I'll be able to afford that in 15 years on an engineers salary...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Party-vi > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 16:56

Kinja'd!!!

Gimme a bottle opener and a glass and shut the door.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Stupidru
05/08/2014 at 16:56

Ha... well I make now about $350 a month... so ive got a while!

But it is really cheap for anything like it

KnowsAboutCars > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 17:00

I think that's a Pontiac Grand Prix, not a Buick.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > KnowsAboutCars
05/08/2014 at 17:04

Looks like you may be right after a google search! Second generation 1969-1972

Same odd front

Kinja'd!!!

PS9 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 17:05

SCREW YOU THE SONATA DOES COUNT! What do you drive when all your fun cars are on the two post lift for repairs? Your second or third girlfriend needs to go somewhere. Which car do you risk? Your super-expensive Italian GT, your 80 bazillion HP big block Buick, your rare, irreplaceable movie star car, or the mass produced transportation appliance that you can have replaced faster than it would take to fire your assistant for not getting the rare champagne bottle from the vineyard for her visit, even though you underlined and highlighted that item in his leadger, and now your second-or-third girlfriend has to risk her skin driving around with the poors to get something tasty to drink for you to both enjoy before your usual sex in the private movie theater?

See? Without the Sonata, everything falls apart. If you think the time for beige motoring is over now that you can live in a million dollar mansion, you're wrong. Will all those fun and risky flaming death mobiles hanging around, you'll need beige more than you ever did before!

Crocket Bernet > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 17:05

That was more of a joke, I like to hate on Concord but in all seriousness in the past year there has been a whole lot of heroine flowing that town.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PS9
05/08/2014 at 17:06

That may have been the best defense for a Sonata I have ever heard!

Saracen > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 17:06

That house would go for at least $6m around these parts.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Crocket Bernet
05/08/2014 at 17:07

Oh... that doesnt sound like a good place to raise a family!

Im down in Fl now so I dont know shit about any places up there!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Saracen
05/08/2014 at 17:07

That was my thinking! You cant get anything like that in Fl or NJ for that price (only two areas I know about regarding real estate)!

Crocket Bernet > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 17:09

It's not all that bad, I would just live in a town just outside of Concord though like Bow or Hooksett.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Crocket Bernet
05/08/2014 at 17:10

I appreciate any advice I can get! My job involves me selling Volvos at the dealership in that area (again, my teacher picked it, I swear)

tromoly > PS9
05/08/2014 at 17:15

Wow. Angst much?

davedave1111 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 17:36

Heh, that's about £600k to £750k. You can barely buy any kind of house in London for the top end of that, at least not one that's not next to a railway line or motorway or something.

Your boy, BJR > PS9
05/08/2014 at 17:38

As a Sonata owner, I both fully endorse and resemble this remark.

Crocket Bernet > Your boy, BJR
05/08/2014 at 17:47

So your boyfriend makes you get expensive wine before you go at it while watching a movie in his theatre.

Your boy, BJR > Crocket Bernet
05/08/2014 at 17:50

Well played……..

This isn't over.

Crocket Bernet > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 17:50

Well if there is anything you could use some help with be sure to let me know. I only live ~30 minutes from Concord.

Crocket Bernet > Your boy, BJR
05/08/2014 at 17:55

We'll if it makes you feel any better I've got the shitty vocal version of days like these stuck in my head.

Your boy, BJR > Crocket Bernet
05/08/2014 at 17:56

That makes me happier than you'll ever know.

Your boy, BJR > Crocket Bernet
05/08/2014 at 17:59

Better?

Stupidru > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 18:25

That's alright. You're in school now for a reason. Methinks your prof asked you to look at houses for a little bit of extra motivation to do a good job

wiffleballtony > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/08/2014 at 23:31

I fear college isn't preparing you for the real world.

wiffleballtony > PS9
05/08/2014 at 23:34

I would send the butler instead of taking Sonata.

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/09/2014 at 22:53

Roomates who are Jalops who pull their own load? Win.